One line that has always stayed with me is oddly lovable and disarming Clemenza's "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
The following video is not at all reminiscent of any moments in The Godfather, but non sequitur seem to be all the rage this year.
It's actually a terrible father dropping his kid to drop a foul ball.
The Dodgers are having a dreadful year.
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