“I do this every year, because making brutally incorrect predictions never stops being enjoyable. Plus, if one of these predictions stumbles bass ackwards into being correct, then I can totally say I'm way smart for foreseeing it. Like picking the Jaguars to win the AFC South last year. WAS THAT NOT A BOLD AND HEADY CHOICE?!”
At this point in Drew’s column, I stopped reading and quickly jotted down my own predictions. Of course, I know this isn’t Baseball; we won’t make a habit of talking football over here. We also know we are a day late to the party and that the Saints beat the Vikings. However, if you know me at all… If you know how I feel, as a Bears fan that went to college in New Orleans… If you know, at all, how I feel about the Saints, or the Vikings, or Brett Favre… You KNOW I would have picked the Saints.
To reiterate, this is for fun and should not be used for gambling purposes. I know nothing about football, except what I remember from watching games just about every Sunday since I was 8 years old. I’ve read basically nothing about the upcoming NFL season, only have 2 fantasy teams, and basically have gotten all my preseason updates from HBO’s Hard Knocks and my partner in one league, whose nickname is “Sucio”.
NFC East
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| The Giants could play grabass to the top of the weakened NFC East |
Cowboys*
Eagles
Redskins
NFC North
Packers
Vikings
Lions
Bears
NFC West
49ers
Cardinals
Seahawks
Rams
NFC South
Saints
Panthers*
Falcons
Buccaneers
WILDCARD
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| Samurai Mike's D will stop 'em cold. |
Panthers over Giants
DIVISIONAL
Saints over Cowboys
49ers over Panthers
NFC Champ
49ers over Saints
AFC East
Jets
Dolphins
Patriots
Bills
AFC North
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| Over/Under Flacco to Boldin TD's: 8.5 |
Bengals*
Steelers*
Browns
AFC West
Chargers
Broncos
Chiefs
Raiders
AFC South
Titans
Texans
Colts
Jaguars
WILDCARD
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| Buddy's wife must've been, um, tall. |
Titans over Bengals
DIVISIONAL
Jets over Titans
Ravens over Chargers
AFC Champ
Jets over Ravens
SUPER BOWL
49ers over Jets
I may unsubscribe from this blog after you picked the Titans over the Texans. Colts in 3rd place? One could only hope...
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