2010 NFL Predictions

Drew Magary says it best in his Week 1 NFL Jamboroo (NSFKids):

         

“I do this every year, because making brutally incorrect predictions never stops being enjoyable. Plus, if one of these predictions stumbles bass ackwards into being correct, then I can totally say I'm way smart for foreseeing it. Like picking the Jaguars to win the AFC South last year. WAS THAT NOT A BOLD AND HEADY CHOICE?!”

At this point in Drew’s column, I stopped reading and quickly jotted down my own predictions.  Of course, I know this isn’t Baseball; we won’t make a habit of talking football over here.  We also know we are a day late to the party and that the Saints beat the Vikings.  However, if you know me at all… If you know how I feel, as a Bears fan that went to college in New Orleans… If you know, at all, how I feel about the Saints, or the Vikings, or Brett Favre… You KNOW I would have picked the Saints.

To reiterate, this is for fun and should not be used for gambling purposes.  I know nothing about football, except what I remember from watching games just about every Sunday since I was 8 years old.  I’ve read basically nothing about the upcoming NFL season, only have 2 fantasy teams, and basically have gotten all my preseason updates from HBO’s Hard Knocks and my partner in one league, whose nickname is “Sucio”.

NFC East

The Giants could play grabass to
the top of the weakened NFC East

Giants

Cowboys*

Eagles

Redskins

NFC North

Packers

Vikings

Lions

Bears

NFC West

49ers

Cardinals

Seahawks

Rams

NFC South

Saints

Panthers*

Falcons

Buccaneers

WILDCARD

Samurai Mike's D will stop 'em cold.

Packers over Cowboys

Panthers over Giants

DIVISIONAL

Saints over Cowboys

49ers over Panthers

NFC Champ

49ers over Saints

AFC East

Jets

Dolphins

Patriots

Bills

AFC North

Over/Under Flacco
to Boldin TD's: 8.5

Ravens

Bengals*

Steelers*

Browns

AFC West

Chargers

Broncos

Chiefs

Raiders

AFC South

Titans

Texans

Colts

Jaguars

WILDCARD

Buddy's wife must've been, um, tall.

Ravens over Steelers

Titans over Bengals

DIVISIONAL

Jets over Titans

Ravens over Chargers

AFC Champ

Jets over Ravens

SUPER BOWL

49ers over Jets

Defense wins championships, right?  Hopefully, I’m wrong about the Bears and right about the Colts.