Best Team Money Can Buy: Full Throttle

We referenced in our recent post on The Best Team Money can Buy that we weren't going to purchase an entire 25-man roster. Sorry, I couldn't resist. Here is our money-is-no-object best team money can buy... Keep in mind, some guys have signed... So, while I would love to have Chone Figgins at 3rd base, he's not available anymore...

C: Yorvit Torrealba

1b: Nick Johnson

2b: Felipe Lopez

SS: Orlando Cabrera

3b: Adrian Beltre

LF: Matt Holliday

CF: Mike Cameron

RF: Vladimir Guerrero

Bench: Xavier Nady. RF, LF, 1b

Bench: Coco Crisp, OF

Bench: Rob Quinlan, IF/OF

Bench: Bobby Crosby, IF

Bench: Garret Anderson, LF

Bench: Bengie Molina, C

SP: John Lackey

SP: Aroldis Chapman

SP: Ben Sheets

SP: Joel Pineiro

SP: Jon Garland

RP: Kelvim Escobar

RP: Rich Hill

RP: Chan Ho Park

RP: Kiko Calero

RP: Mike Gonzalez

RP: Jose Valverde

I'm sure some of my selections are pretty terrible, and I'm hoping the comments section reflects that. I mean looking at Sheets, Escobar, Nick Johnson, Nady, and Crosby makes me think that I will need to have Dr. Timothy Kremchek on staff. Plus, we'll need a reliable shuttle to/from Triple-A for replacement starters, who could end up being guys like Daniel Cabrera, Shawn Hill, Brett Tomko... heck maybe even Kris Benson & Mark Prior.