Free Agent Predictions

Happy Black Friday, everyone. I hope none of you are being trampled by a bunch of idiots at Wal-Mart. Sometimes this country really makes me question mankind.

Anyway, I can't believe we I forgot this in our Top 50 Free Agents column, but here are our predictions for where we think our top free agents may land. One point of caution: I don't expect many of these to be correct. Would getting 20 out of 50 be considered successful? I guess we'll find out. Still, do NOT go to Vegas with any of these predictions.

1. Matt Holliday = Red Sox
2. John Lackey = Mariners
3. Jason Bay = Angels
4. Chone Figgins = Cubs
5. Aroldis Chapman = Yankees
6. Andy Pettitte = Yankees
7. Rich Harden = Twins
8. Randy Wolf = Dodgers
9. Jose Valverde = Astros
10. Noel Arguelles = Mets
11. Adrian Beltre = Twins
12. Nick Johnson = Mets
13. Felipe Lopez = Dodgers
14. Rafael Soriano = Braves
15. Mike Cameron = Yankees
16. Mike Gonzalez = Yankees
17. Vladimir Guerrero = Mariners
18. Orlando Hudson = Nationals
19. Ben Sheets = Rangers
20. Mark DeRosa = Phillies
21. Jermaine Dye = A's
22. Miguel Tejada = Phillies
23. Johnny Damon = Yankees
24. Adam LaRoche = Braves
25. Marco Scutaro = Red Sox
26. Joel Pineiro = Rockies
27. Jason Marquis = Mets
28. Brad Penny = Giants
29. Rafael Betancourt = Cubs
30. Orlando Cabrera = Indians
31. Erik Bedard = Orioles
32. Hideki Matsui = Royals
33. Billy Wagner = Red Sox
34. Jon Garland = Mariners
35. Fernando Rodney = Tigers
36. Yorvit Torrealba = Giants
37. Hank Blalock = Tigers
38. Kelvim Escobar = Red Sox
39. Placido Polanco = Padres
40. Marlon Byrd = Giants
41. Carl Pavano = Brewers
42. Bengie Molina = Mets
43. Jarrod Washburn = Mariners, Dodgers, or retirement
44. Chan Ho Park = Phillies
45. Darren Oliver = Angels
46. Jim Thome = White Sox or retirement
47. Pedro Feliz = Orioles
48. Aubrey Huff = Royals
49. Rany Wynn = Cubs (ugh)
50. Adam Everett = Tigers

The comment section awaits your brilliant arguments. Thanks for reading, and have a great weekend.